11 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Job Immediately

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1. You hate it. Your alarm goes off in the morning, you’re filled with dread at the prospect of dragging yourself into the office for another day of hell. 

Stickman with knife


2. You love it. Weirdo. You’re lying, see point 1.

stickman upset


3. It’s OK. Average mediocrity leads to an early death. 

stickman dead


4. The cold sweats. You get them. I know you do. You don’t have to say it out loud yet, just nod your head and I’ll understand. 

stcikman sweating


5. You’re living for the weekend. Two days to yourself just isn’t enough. You tried to convince yourself that Thursday was the new Friday. Then Wednesday became the new Thursday. In truth you go wild on Friday night, recover on Saturday and are frozen into inertia on Sunday. Sir/Madam, you’re down to a one day weekend. 

stickman partying


6. Sunday night terrors. Cold sweats on acid. I’ll say no more. 

stickman sweat


7. A case of the Mondays. Shit it’s happened, it’s here, you’re alarm clock says get up, you pull the covers tighter around you and hit snooze. Repeatedly. 

stickman snoozing the alarm clock



8. The man is taking advantage of you. You go in early, work through lunch, leave late, get home, eat, sleep, wake, repeat. 

stickman sleep work repeat


9. You have responsibilities. To yourself to be happy. Go on, do it. I double dare you.

stickman happy


10. You can do anything you want. You can. I know you can. Well maybe not that. Or that. But you had that idea once didn’t you? That one that’s still there in the back of your mind, niggling away, soon to become a regret.

stickman bright idea


11. You’ve just read the first 10 points…

stickman shock

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